used wyncorporation.com/pokemon/ to get random pokemon.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
another weird one...
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
*is still hiding
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
my ex is a fetus... does that make me a pedophile?
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
*recedes deeper into hidey hole
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
and if i yell at him for it, he'll eat me to.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
12. This Pokémon got with your mom.
Imma need a lighter and some hairspray.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
ok, this one's weird because i have a phobia of bee's and my first reaction is to swat them... so yeah that seems about right.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
i think i'm turning into Mrs. Ketchum
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
not only is that wrong, it's also weird.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
"Ah, finally out of my parents house and on my own, i may not have much but- hey what's this... i've never been through this door before. wow a basement! i had no idea this place had- *see's mega banette*.... nopenopenopenoPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"